Friday, April 30, 2010

Iconic Coffee Cup

Reading about the passing of Leslie Buck, the man who designed the coffee cup pictured above - started me thinking about coffee ads. Leslie Buck's obituary was in the New York Times today; I am attaching the link:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/30/nyregion/30buck.html?hp

The Times writes:
It is, of course, the Anthora, the cardboard cup of Grecian design that has held New Yorkers’ coffee securely for nearly half a century. Introduced in the 1960s, the Anthora was long made by the hundreds of millions annually, nearly every cup destined for the New York area.

There are a number of coffee commercials and jingles that come to mind. There is the, "good to the last drop" slogan from Maxwell House. We all know from the ad, that "mountain grown coffee," hand picked by Juan Valdez of course, is the richest tasting blend. I guess Starbucks doesn't advertise, but they do promote themselves through Twitter. Maybe tweeting is the newest form of jingling.

Well, anyway, I wanted to include an actual coffee commercial. I am attaching a classic below. Note - it is for instant coffee. That instant stuff was pretty popular back in the 50s and 60s:

Friday, March 19, 2010

Picture Says a Thousand Words

I have not written for a while, but this piece just caught my eye. It is a photo essay in the New York Times by Ashley Gilbertson.
The New York Times writes: Seven years after the beginning of the Iraq war — and with U.S. troop deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan exceeding 5,000 — a look at what dead soldiers left behind. Since 2007, Mr. Gilbertson has been recording the bedrooms to which young American service members will never return. “You walk into these rooms,” he said, “and you feel like these are the kids you used to hang out with.”

I am attaching the link below:



Monday, February 8, 2010

Different Rules for Different People

There is something about NBC News' reporter Andrea Mitchell that really gets my goat. OK, I don't have a goat - but if I did - she (Andrea) would definitely have it by now. Andrea Mitchell has been seen yucking it up all weekend and on Joe today. Her focus of yucks was none other than Sarah Palin. On Saturday, Sarah Palin had glanced at her palm during a question and answer session at the first National Tea Party Convention in Nashville, TN. The Huffington Post produced a photographic close-up, which showed her hand contained the words "Energy", "Tax" and "Lift American Spirits." The phrase "Budget cuts" was also there, though the word "Budget" had been crossed out. Below is a snippet of Andrea on Morning Joe this morning. This was not the first time she had done her - "hold up my hand to show that I wrote on my palm" act. She had done the same shpiel last weekend:


What is it about Andrea Mitchell that really bothers me? Well, I think that a big part of it is her whole, "holier than thou" attitude. Let me get this straight, I am not a supporter of Sarah Palin; I never have been and never will be. But the idea of Andrea Mitchell mocking a person for having talking points on his/her hand - considering that news reporters use prompters - as well as our current President being quite "prompter-friendly," is hypocritical. And ironically, that is the focus of Mitchell's reports - that Palin gets away with things that others would not get away with. That she has, "different rules."

Andrea Mitchell seemed to have "different rules" when reporting on Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's run for office in 2008, as well. My view of Andrea Mitchell is that she was much more tough on Hillary Clinton than she ever was on then primary campaigner - now President Obama. I think that many reporters - particularly female news people - had this slant.

Lastly, although biased on my part, I can't ever get over the fact that Andrea Mitchell is married to former Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greenspan. When I see Andrea on screen, part of me wants to yell, "your husband had much to do with the 2008 market meltdown and the current state of our economy!!" But, of course, fellow news reporters and political analysts would never say that to Mitchell. If she were not a reporter, they probably would; but, as Mitchell pointed out herself - there are different rules for different people.

I know this is childish - but my favorite "snippet" of video with Andrea Mitchell is connected with balloons and the 2008 Republican Convention. Enjoy:

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Warm and fuzzy...not so much.


Lions and tigers and demonic sheep - Oh my! What do demonic sheep have to do with anything? I knew you would ask. Well, they are part of Carly Fiorina's campaign in running for the Senate of California. The ad goes after Republican California Congressman Tom Campbell. The main point of the video ad is that Campbell is a fiscal conservative in name only. Here is what Jason Linkins had to say about it in the Huffington Post:

In this THREE-AND-A-HALF MINUTE LONG video, the Fiorina campaign goes after former California Congressman Tom Campbell, who leads the Republican field in the primary race to unseat incumbent Senator Barbara Boxer. The Fiorina campaign's main point is that Campbell is a "Fiscal Conservative In Name Only." It's a fairly standard issue claim -- or at least it would be, if the video that presented the argument didn't play like Terry Gilliam and Ingmar Bergman collaborated on a campaign-year sequel to "The Wicker Man".

I am attaching the video below:


So, when did the use of "shock value" campaign ads really start? Well, the most famous one - shown only one time in 1964, was called the "Daisy Girl." This is what the Living Room Candidate website has to say about the President Johnson advertisement:

The most famous of all campaign commercials, known as the “Daisy Girl” ad, ran only once as a paid advertisement, during an NBC broadcast of Monday Night at the Movies on September 7, 1964. Without any explanatory words, the ad uses a simple and powerful cinematic device, juxtaposing a scene of a little girl happily picking petals off of a flower (actually a black-eyed Susan), and an ominous countdown to a nuclear explosion. The ad was created by the innovative agency Doyle Dane Bernbach, known for its conceptual, minimal, and modern approach to advertising. The memorable soundtrack was created by Tony Schwartz, an advertising pioneer famous for his work with sound, including anthropological recordings of audio from cultures around the world. The frightening ad was instantly perceived as a portrayal of Barry Goldwater as an extremist. In fact, the Republican National Committee spelled this out by saying, “This ad implies that Senator Goldwater is a reckless man and Lyndon Johnson is a careful man.” This was precisely the intent; in a memo to President Johnson on September 13, Bill Moyers wrote, “The idea was not to let him get away with building a moderate image and to put him on the defensive before the campaign is old.” The ad was replayed in its entirety on ABC’s and CBS’s nightly news shows, amplifying its impact.

Here is the video below. No demonic sheep are portrayed:


Friday, January 29, 2010

It's Not Easy Being Green...

I don't know, maybe it is the fact that it is a Friday, but something about Osama bin Laden's latest audiotape makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Even the Al-Qaida leader is "going green." OK, maybe he is not as green as Kermit the Frog, but he is talking about his fears of global warming. How caring can you get? I know, I am being sarcastic - but the story is for real.

The MyWay Website reports: Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden has called for the world to boycott American goods and the U.S. dollar, blaming the United States and other industrialized countries for global warming, according to a new audiotape released Friday.

Below is a little snippet of Kermit, for your viewing pleasure. And note - it is Kermit - with Jim Henson doing the voice. Enjoy:

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

State of the Union


President Obama's State of the Union Address is to be held tonight. Lots of talk about the middle class out there on the news and blogs today. What do I think? I know you didn't ask - but I am saying it anyway. To me, trying to save the middle class is like trying to save the dinosaurs. It is a moot point, because - like the dinosaurs - the middle class is already gone. Whatever is left of the middle class is just a facade. There are rich and there are definitely poor - but the middle class is artificially propped up. The whole house of cards is precariously balanced - to be toppled easily by one lost paycheck, one more drop in home values, or the ever falling values of 401Ks.

When I think of dinosaurs - I definitely think of Dino from the Flintstones (picture above). But, I also think of a Saturday morning favorite of mine from the 1970s - Land of the Lost. It was a bizarre show - but I was fascinated by it. I am not including any clips of that terrible movie based on the show with Will Farrell. I am including a snippet from the Saturday series below:


Friday, January 22, 2010

Six Degrees of Separation


OK, so a Republican just won the late Ted Kennedy's senate seat. Is it old news already, since it happened a few days ago? Well, whatever the case, I have been reading about the last time that Massachusetts voters elected a Republican to serve in the US Senate. It occurred in November of 1972, when they re-elected Senator Edward Brooke - pictured above with President Lyndon Johnson.

There is something about this bit of history that reminds me of the game - Six Degrees of Separation - which is closely related to Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon - but I digress. Six Degrees of Separation refers to the idea that, if a person is one step away from each person they know and two steps away from each person who is known by one of the people they know, then everyone is at most six steps away from any other person in the world.

OK - I know that Senator Edward Brooke does not exactly fit this scenario - but take a look at these interesting facts about the man:

  • Senator Brooke was the first African American to be elected by popular vote to the United States Senate.
  • Brooke served as a U.S. senator for two terms, from January 3, 1967, to January 3, 1979.
  • He was a member of the liberal wing of the Republican Party and organized the Senate's "Wednesday Club" of progressive Republicans who met for Wednesday lunches and strategy discussions.
  • In 1974, with Indiana senator Birch Bayh (father of Senator Evan Bayh), he led the fight to retain Title IX of the 1972 Education Act which guarantees equal educational opportunity to girls and women.
  • Two days after his 90th birthday, Brooke was presented with the Congressional Gold Medal by President Obama on October 28, 2009.
  • In 2008, Barbara Walters revealed in her memoir Audition that she'd had an affair lasting several years with Brooke during the 1970s, while Brooke was married to his first wife.

Maybe not Kevin Bacon material - but good stuff. Hey, the guy slept with Barbara. I am including a snippet of an interview of Senator Brooke below, in which he discusses why he ran on the Republican ticket:

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

There's this old joke...

There is this old joke that keeps going through my head since hearing of Republican Scott Brown's taking of the late Ted Kennedy's senate seat - "If Ted Kennedy were alive today he would be turning over in his grave." The New York Times writes, "by a decisive margin, Mr. Brown defeated Martha Coakley, the state’s attorney general, who had been considered a prohibitive favorite to win just over a month ago after she easily won the Democratic primary."

New Jersey was bad enough, but now Massachusetts? Even though this win does not mean "everything," it certainly means, "something." I can imagine the glee on the faces of personalities such as Palin, Limbaugh, and the assorted Fox News broadcasters.

I recall Ted Kennedy announcing his support for Obama that January day back in 2008. Senator Kennedy saw in Obama what had been missing in Democratic politics since the times of his brothers - John and Bobby Kennedy. President Obama has that skill - to be a mirror of what people are looking for. But, to quote an old Paul Simon song, "a man sees what he wants to see and disregards the rest." What will happen now? Who knows? Will President Obama and fellow Democrats get more ballsy? I sure as hell hope so. Here is a snippet of that speech from the late Senator Kennedy from January 2008.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Ignorning the Obvious

Earlier today I was reading in Time Magazine about some of the "Lessons of Flight 253." Time reports that "missed signs, cumbersome lists and spotty screening permitted a terrorist to take a makeshift bomb on a Christmas flight to Detroit." What is so frightening to me, is that many of the "missed signs" appear so blatant. Of course, hindsight is always 20-20, but if global aviation-security is missing this obvious cues, than how can we, the public, feel secure about their also seeing the more subtle warnings.

There is something about the magazine's timeline of events reminded me of television shows that I grew up with in the late 60s and 70s. Comedy was not very subtle then. It was in your face, obvious. Right out there, for everyone to see. Not that I am saying that the possibility of what could have happened on Flight 253 is in anyway funny - just the opposite - it could have been devastating. What I am saying is that the from the earliest signs to the exploding underpants - is right out there for everyone to see - or to miss in this case. Here is a snippet of how Time lays it out:

May 2009 - Abdulmutallab is barred from entering the UK and placed on Britain's security watch list.

August 2009 - Visits Yemen to study Arabic, renounces family ties, and received lessons in bombmaking.

November 2009 - Abdulmutallab's father warns the US embassy in Nigeria that his son has developed radical views. His name is placed on a low-level watch list. His visa is not revoked.

December 2009 - Pays cash for $2,831 one-way airline ticket. Gives no contact information. On December 24th, he flies from Lagos, Nigeria to Amsterdam, carrying only a backpack. There, he transfers to Northwest Airlines Flight 253 to Detroit.


Getting back to comedy, when I was growing up in the 1970s, the Carol Burnett Show was one of that era's series that offered obvious comedy. It was right there, in your face. I have a snippet of one of their skits, that happens to focus on a gentleman (Harvey Korman) boarding an airplane. Enjoy:


Thursday, January 7, 2010

Did you hear what's coming back?

Did you hear what is coming back? OK, you probably guessed it from the "photo" above; the return of the Polaroid Instant Camera was announced at this week's Consumer Electronics Show. Here is what was reported in USA Today:

For the purist, Polaroid is introducing a new film camera model, the PIC 1000, which looks and resembles the Polaroid One-Step from the 1970s and 1980s.
"Digital is the future, but the market has screamed for the return of Polaroid film," says Jon Pollock, Polaroid's chief marketing officer. The film is targeted toward artists and enthusiasts, and the cost per photo will be "pretty expensive," he acknowledges. No exact price was announced.


Pretty interesting. Hey - what can be better? Instant photos without the chance of an "instant" download to Perez Hilton's website. About 30 years ago, Polaroid One-Step Cameras were a hot item - and were successfully advertised by James Garner and Mariette Hartley. People often thought that they were an actual couple. In "real life," they weren't. Here is a snippet of one of their commercials:

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Fly the Friendly Skies?


Two things struck me after hearing about the recent terrorist attempt on Flight 253 last Friday. First, I was surprised by how many people seemed surprised that explosives were able to be taken onto the plane. Systems are only as strong and secure as the people who are enforcing them. Humans are humans - and humans make mistakes - sometimes stupid ones - but we definitely make them. My view is that the only people who will actually be "flying friendly skies" are those on private planes or on Air Force One. Those of us with no other option but taking commuter flights, will either be uncomfortable, inconvenienced, or in danger. It is just the way it is.

Secondly, I keep waiting for Dick Cheney - or Darth Vader - to make a comment about how we are less safe now that President Obama is in office. A comment has to be coming. After reading today that some of the backers for the terror plot were former prisoners at Guantanamo Bay - I think it is inevitable. Who cares that these same prisoners were released back in 2007. These are just the details.

Well, I thought that it would be fun to reminisce a little bit about when the skies were a little bit more friendly. Here is a snippet of an old commercial:


Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Christmas Special Quiz

Did you ever have a song that you just can't get out of your head? For me, at least for today, it is Dean Martin singing, "It's a Marshmallow World." I have a snippet of Dean singing the song on a mid-70s, Bob Hope Christmas special. How can you tell that is an old special? Well - here is how you may know:
  1. They really don't make Christmas specials anymore. I mean, there are Christmas episodes of shows - but not really Christmas music specials.
  2. Dean Martin is still alive on video. I checked, and Dean Martin died on Christmas day in 1995.
  3. Bob Hope is still alive on video. Bob Hope died in July of 2003.
  4. Dean Martin is wearing a tuxedo. You don't see many guys wearing tuxes on television anymore. Sometimes you will catch one or two on Jerry Lewis telethons - but I don't even know if those air anymore.
  5. Lastly - Dean is smoking a cigarette while singing. You never see that anymore - at least on non-cable stations. They last guy that I can remember smoking a cigarette on TV (he wasn't singing, however) - was Don Johnson as Sonny Crockett.

I hope that you enjoy the video:

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Zelig

OK everyone, please just calm down. Everyone is so upset with President Obama. Healthcare, the economy - blah, blah, blah. When I refer to "everyone," I mostly mean liberal Democrats. Even Howard Dean is getting into the mix now; Dean is recommending that the current version of the healthcare bill be "killed," because of it's being a useless, water-downed version of its former self. Democrats are proclaiming, "where is our President - where is the Obama that we voted for?"

When I hear this, I can't help but question if people really believe that. Is that the "Candidate Obama" whom you really saw? Don't get me wrong - I am thankful that he is in office and pray that he stays in for another term - but I didn't see him as this far-left liberal. Look, the guy doesn't support gay marriage - how liberal can he be? Some part of me always believed - and still does - that Hillary Clinton was more "left" than Obama. Her persona and Bill Clinton scandal-connections just didn't always reflect that - or - allow people to see it.

Whom did Obama reflect? Well, I think that Obama reflected the image that people wanted to see. Liberal Democrats projected their hopes and dreams onto then candidate Obama. But that - at least in my vision - was not whom he really was. Having the gift and gracefulness to project what people want to see is a gift - particularly in elections. But, once that wrapping paper comes off and you see the real person - the disappointment is bound to follow - at least for those doing the projecting - or maybe depending on whom the person is surrounding him or herself with.

I keep thinking of the Woody Allen movie, Zelig. Set in the 1920s and 1930s, the film focused on Leonard Zelig, a man who had the ability to transform his appearance to that of the people who surrounded him. It was filmed in documentary style, using actual newsreel footage. In the movie, Leonard Zelig gains fame as being the "human chameleon." But, like chameleons, Zelig was only as attractive as whom he was near. I am including a snippet of the film below:

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Oh, Joe!


Oh, that Joe. No, not Biden, I am talking about Senator Joe Lieberman. Who is Joe Lieberman? Well, the Democrats see Lieberman as the Connecticut Independent who is a "thorn in the side" of the Healthcare Bill. They are potentially, and probably, going to bow to Lieberman's demands - to get rid of the portion of the Healthcare Bill which would allow people to buy into Medicare beginning at age 55. They need Joe Lieberman in order to reach the 60 votes that is a must for the health care legislation to pass. Some Democrats accuse Lieberman of simply bowing down to his insurance industry interests back home in Connecticut.

The Republicans, on the other hand, tend to portray Joe Lieberman as the scapegoat of the Democratic wrath. You know, that Lieberman is the only one willing to put himself out there. The National Review asks, "What is next for Lieberman - Boils and Locusts?"

Well, whatever your view on Lieberman is - one thing is for sure - he definitely gets much attention. He not only seems to like it, but appears to thrive on it. Look, Rahm Emanual even personally pressed Senator Majority Leader Harry Reid to cut a deal with Lieberman. It is interesting - Liberman is not particularly tough looking or fear-provoking. But there is something about the guy that gets under people's skin - and not in a good way.

That got me thinking. Who is Lieberman like? I don't mean in "real life," but in the fictional realm. I think I have a match. He may be the Felix Unger of the Senate. You remember Felix, don't you? He is from the Odd Couple. Tony Randall portrayed Felix on the television series that I grew up with. Felix was a little guy - but he could definitely get on peoples' nerves. He, like Lieberman, seemed to believe that he was doing what he was doing for the greater good of mankind. In actuality, his actions - more than likely - were there to soothe his own neuroses. Here is a snippet of an old Odd Couple clip. Just as an aside, I don't know if Joe Lieberman also has sinus problems.


Wednesday, December 9, 2009

GEORGE!!!

Damn, George. I remember when you were cool. I remember you from the Clinton years. I'm talking Bill, not Hillary. I just read this morning that you will be hosting Good Morning America. What happened? I like the cocky you, the angsty you...the guy who had to grow a beard because of a stress rash back in the White House days. I know, I got older too. But, I was never cool. You had cool moments. Anyway, here is a snippet of you back in the jean jacket wearing days of Bill Clinton's first run for President. It's from the War Room documentary.
P.S. - If I ever hear that James Carville is hosting Regis and Kelly - I am a goner.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

They're Neck and Neck

I don't say "WTF" very often - and I have never uttered it in my blog - but today's article in the Los Angeles Times that says, "Shocker polls: That Sarah Palin-Barack Obama gap melts to 1 point - is a definite, "What the F#$#@!#!@" moment to me. What does that even mean? Well, the way that the article explains it is:

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, look what the pollsters just brought in.
A pair of new surveys revealing that President Obama is still declining and has hit a new low in job approval among Americans just 56 weeks after they elected him with a decided margin.
And -- wait for it -- Republican Sarah Palin is successfully selling a whole lot more than books out there on the road. Even among those not lining up in 10-degree weather to catch a glimpse of pretty much the only political celebrity the GOP has these days.

Of course, Matt Drudge had this article front and center on his website this morning. Obama is President - that is why we refer to him as, "President Obama." John McCain and Sarah Palin lost the election. Don't they get it? Now, I am in no way saying that Sarah Palin has not done a fabulous job in keeping her name in the news for the past year or so. But to imply that Sarah Palin is somehow "catching up" with President Obama is ridiculous. He is the POTUS, and she is a hocking her book and writing on Facebook.

I do think that Palin is doing a little bit better than Drudge, however. I feel like that is the real story. Matt Drudge seemed to hit rock bottom for me when he was lurking around in his fedora the day that Hillary Clinton gave her campaign exit speech in D.C. I am sorry that I can not find a photo or video of Drudge at the concession speech on 6/7/08. If I can locate one, I will add it at a later time.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Forgive me Oprah, for I have sinned...


I just read earlier today that Tiger Woods is going to be interviewed by Oprah Winfrey to discuss his recently disclosed transgressions. By transgressions, I mean the fact that the married, new dad, and world-famous golf pro has more girlfriends than he has putters. OK - people have affairs - that is no revelation. The part that fascinates me is the idea that Oprah has become the person to whom celebrities go to in order to confess things - or at least make their personal issues known. I think that at one time, Barbara Walters held this role. She kind of messed things up on The View, by letting her more back-stabbing and caddy nature be visible. Now it is Oprah. Think of it, Oprah has interviewed - Sarah Palin, Vicky Kennedy, Tom Cruise, and Mackenzie Phillips. I am sure there are many more on this list whom I have missed.

I wondered, when did this role start for Oprah? One of the earliest times that I can remember, was not on her show - but during a stint she played on Ellen Degeneres' show back in the 1990s. Oprah played Ellen's psychologist - one of the first person's that Ellen talked about being gay with. Back then, that was a pretty big deal. Now, people come out - or are pushed out - on sites like TMZ and Perez Hilton; and who did Ellen trust? She trusted Oprah. Here is a snippet of their scenes below:

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Good Grief, President Obama!!


Am I glad that President Obama is scheduling a speech tonight to update the world on the status in Afghanistan? Yes, yes I am. However, the speech will be bumping the annual showing of A Charlie Brown Christmas on ABC. Sure - I have a copy of the show on DVD somewhere, but it is just not the same. You know what I mean, don't you? To tell you the truth, the Charlie Brown Christmas show has not been the same for me since Dolly Madison Cakes stopped sponsoring it, but those days are long gone.

This whole Obama-Charlie Brown tangling got me thinking...which of Charlie Brown and his friends would make the best president? Who is the most Obama-like? In my opinion, Charlie's friend Linus is the best fit. He is pretty grounded for a kid, and has held his devotion to the Great Pumpkin through many a Halloween season. Many may question his abilities, considering the fact that he is constantly seen holding a blanket. To me - Linus' blanket is like President Obama's teleprompter - he really doesn't need it - but he feels better having it.

So - keeping with this theme - who is Lucy? Well, the obvious answer is Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton. Lucy, like Hillary, is not afraid to "play with the boys." That one is easy. I have had a more difficult time coming up with which Peanuts character is Vice President, Joe Biden most like? Not Snoopy; to me, Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel seems more Snoopy-like. You know, a little bit behind the scenes - but tough. I think that I am going to have to go outside the box and go with Peppermint Patty. Peppermint Patty is kind and down to earth, but sometimes talks a little bit too much. OK, who is Charlie Brown you may ask? I think that we all can agree on that. Nobody says "Charlie Brown" like Senator John McCain.

Since we won't get to see A Charlie Brown Christmas until next week then, here is a little snippet. Enjoy:





Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Gobble Gobble


It's one day before Thanksgiving, and it is hard to believe that it has been a year since I first posted about Sarah Palin talking to an interviewer while turkeys were being slaughtered in the background. It is even more hard for me to believe that over 365 days later, Palin is still in the news on a daily basis. That is well past Andy Warhol's prediction of each of us getting fifteen minutes of fame. Well, anyway, here is the video below - and please have a safe and happy Thanksgiving.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Oh My Nose!!!


OK, there is no way that I could resist today's blog item being about Food Network celebrity Paula Dean being bopped in the face by a low flying ham. Paula was doing a spot about her helping to distribute free hams to needy families for Thanksgiving, when someone in the group got the idea of throwing one in her direction. I actually found the lack of response in her husband (guy with beard showed at end of video) to be just as funny as the incident itself. She was OK afterward, and suffered no bad injuries. No word is in yet on the ham, however. Here is the video:


This Paula Dean incident reminded me of my generation's most famous "hit in the nose" incident on television. Of course, I am speaking about the Brady Bunch scene in which Marcia Brady gets hit with her brother's football and exclaims, "oh my nose." Here is a snippet of the scene below: